By Medicinal Mike
Libra
This week while you’re in the circle someone who you would normally ignore has something to tell you. Hold your breath through the smell of his and listen. It’s Important!
Aries
Your “blunt” nature will be taking over this week and real life will become a real stage! You’re going to show the world how to grow marijuana and you’re so entertaining that they will listen!
Taurus
You need to have your weed card revoked! You’re spending all your money on cannabis and you are about to be broke! Time to conserve your stash and make it last! No more “Super Joints!”
Gemini
This is your week to try that strong edible you’ve been saving in the refrigerator! Time to center your mind and get a well-deserved rest. It can be bad for your body if you don’t slow your roll.
Cancer
Your best bud is going to teach you the trick to making the best shatter in history! He knows you can keep a secret. You can still smile and enjoy the information while others try and guess or proclaim they know.
Leo
Your loyalty to just one dispensary is amazing! Finally, this sacrifice will pay off as your loyalty is rewarded very greenly this week. Smoke it with a friend.
Virgo
You have been trying to grow one dying plant after another when you finally see life growing in this last effort. Guess what?! Your thumb is still brown! You have a friend in the background secretly helping you this time.
Scorpio
You have just found the best twenty-dollar gram of your life! Except you only have six dollars in your pocket. Thankfully you can call on good old’ Mom or mom-figure this week to lend a hand.
Sagittarius
It is a little-known fact that you are indeed an expert grower when it comes to cannabis. This week you will have a frustrated farmer approach looking as if help is needed. Be a sport and lend a hand.
Capricorn
Everybody seems to come to you for industry advice. You always help but if they want to know where to get the best booth for a cannabis event, they can pay a little too.
Aquarius
There is a special dab just waiting for you around the corner. This one is particularly strong so you may want to clear your calendar for the day and maybe even the weekend.
Pisces
You may have to water a little extra this week..and make a few brownies…and trim the plants..and! Luckily you are an expert juggler and it is about to all payoff!
