Dance Dance Dance!

By: D. Coates

Like you, dear friends, I house an impressive list of ailments. Sixty years worth, all dramatically and drastically improved with the use of MM, as I love to call medical marijuana.

Challenges snowballed and eventually blew up. Terrifying bipolar episodes, two hip replacements, nervous system nightmares including two ‘nervous breakthroughs’, what else. Sciatica, migraines, menopause, chronic bronchitis, blah, blah, blah. And of course PTSD from rape, incest, domestic violence…

I used to ask myself, “What’s working on this ship?”

Answer? “Nothing.”

In late 2004, my boyfriend brought over an old joint he’d found in a drawer. I smoked pot in the 70’s and frankly didn’t need or like it, so intense was my brain function already. (I did go on to earn a Masters and succeed at two careers, gritting my teeth every step of the way.)

Hence, it was with trepidation that I lit up. Wow though, I felt better! Fast forward to my current mastery-in-progress of using MM. Now I drive with ease, workout more comfortably, eat well, rest better, and I’m so happy!

My quality of life soared from a 1 to a 9 thanks to MM. Skull and crossbones-strength brownies, indica and hybrid oil vaping, lollypops, and the strongest blends of hash, shatter, anything super powerful.

Those who know me best claim that I’m ‘normal’ on MM. Horrors but in this case, awesome! I’ve written books, plays, poems, greeting cards, quips, ads, and copy- all successful, all on MM.

I feel so strong, capable, and centered now. And if I may be so bold, I think I look better than ever!

Joy, peace, comfort- all priceless, all achieved via the use of cannabis, which calms the pain to a dull roar, thereby allowing healing to happen. The cumulative effects astound me: the longer I use MM, the healthier I become!

Leave it to Nature and your brilliant minds to hold such cures! Of course it doesn’t cure the afflictions, it cures my response to them.

With MM my pain eases, be it mental, emotional, physical or spiritual. Or let’s be real, all of the above!


Miraculous MM

You’ve saved me again

I owe you my life

The end of my strife

With spirituality and Western medicine, MM completes me. It brings me to the finish line, rounds out the spectrum, puts me over the top. I want to shout from the rooftops, “MM heals me!”

We deserve to feel good.

On that note I vape to your health, your wellness, and to the infinite miracles our merciful universe offers us.


With love to all,


Dancing all the way!